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VIII
THE GIFT OF THE EMPEROR WHEN the King of the
Cannibal Islands made faces at Queen Victoria, and a European monarch set the
cables tingling with his compliments on the exploit, the indignation in England
was not less than the surprise, for the thing was not so common as it has
since become. But when it transpired that a gift of peculiar significance was
to follow the congratulations, to give them weight, the inference prevailed
that the white potentate and the black had taken simultaneous leave of their
fourteen senses. For the gift was a pearl of price unparalleled, picked aforetime
by British cutlasses from a Polynesian setting, and presented by British
royalty to the sovereign who seized this opportunity of restoring it to its
original possessor. The incident would have been
a godsend to the Press a few weeks later. Even in June there were leaders,
letters, large headlines, leaded type; the Daily
Chronicle, devoting half its literary page to a charming drawing of the
island capital which the new Pall Mall, in a leading article headed by a pun,
advised the Government to blow to flinders. I was myself driving a poor but not
dishonest quill at the time, and the topic of the hour goaded me into satiric
verse which obtained a better place than anything I had yet turned out. I had
let my flat in town, and taken inexpensive quarters at Thames Ditton, on the
plea of a disinterested passion for the river. “First-rate, old boy!” said
Raffles (who must needs come and see me there), lying back in the boat while I
sculled and steered. “I suppose they pay you pretty well for these, eh?” “Not a penny.” “Nonsense, Bunny! I thought
they paid so well? Give them time, and you’ll get your cheque.” “Oh, no, I sha’n’t,” said I
gloomily. “I’ve got to be content with
the honour of getting in; the editor wrote to say so, in so many words,” I
added. But I gave the gentleman his distinguished name. “You don’t mean to say
you’ve written for payment already?” No; it was the last thing I
had intended to admit. But I had done it. The murder was out; there was no
sense in further concealment. I had written for my money because I really
needed it; if he must know, I was cursedly hard up. Raffles nodded as though he
knew already. I warmed to my woes. It was no easy matter to keep your end up as
a raw free lance of letters; for my part, I was afraid I wrote neither well
enough nor ill enough for success. I suffered from a persistent ineffectual
feeling after style. Verse I could manage; but it did not pay. To personal
paragraphs and the baser journalism I could not and I would not stoop. Raffles nodded again, this
time with a smile that stayed in his eyes as he leant back watching me. I knew
that he was thinking of other things I had stooped to, and I thought I knew
what he was going to say. He had said it before so often; he was sure to say it
again. I had my answer ready, but evidently he was tired of asking the same
question. His lids fell, he took up the paper he had dropped, and I sculled the
length of the old red wall of Hampton Court before he spoke again. “And they gave you nothing
for these! My dear Bunny, they’re capital, not only qua verses but for
crystallising your subject and putting it in a nutshell. Certainly you’ve
taught me more about it than I knew before. But is it really worth fifty
thousand pounds — a single pearl?” “A hundred, I believe; but
that wouldn’t scan.” “A hundred thousand pounds!”
said Raffles, with his eyes shut. And again I made certain what was coming, but
again I was mistaken. “If it’s worth all that,” he cried at last, “there would
be no getting rid of it at all; it’s not like a diamond that you can subdivide.
But I beg your pardon, Bunny. I was forgetting!” And we said no more about
the emperor’s gift; for pride thrives on an empty pocket, and no privation
would have drawn from me the proposal which I had expected Raffles to make. My
expectation had been half a hope, though I only knew it now. But neither did we
touch again on what Raffles professed to have forgotten — my “apostasy,” my
“lapse into virtue,” as he had been pleased to call it. We were both a little
silent, a little constrained, each preoccupied with his own thoughts. It was
months since we had met, and, as I saw him off towards eleven o’clock that
Sunday night, I fancied it was for more months that we were saying goodbye. But as we waited for the
train I saw those clear eyes peering at me under the station lamps, and when I
met their glance Raffles shook his head. “You don’t look well on it,
Bunny,” said he. “I never did believe in this Thames Valley. You want a change
of air.” I wished I might get it. “What you really want is a
sea voyage.” “And a winter at St. Moritz,
or do you recommend Cannes or Cairo? It’s all very well, A. J., but you forget
what I told you about my funds.” “I forget nothing. I merely
don’t want to hurt your feelings. But, look here, a sea voyage you shall have.
I want a change myself, and you shall come with me as my guest. We’ll spend
July in the Mediterranean.” “But you’re playing
cricket —?” “Hang the cricket!” “Well, if I thought you
meant it —” “Of course I mean it. Will
you come?” “Like a shot — if you go.” And I shook his hand, and
waved mine in farewell, with the perfectly goodhumoured conviction that I
should hear no more of the matter. It was a passing thought, no more, no less.
I soon wished it were more; that week found me wishing myself out of England
for good and all. I was making nothing. I could but subsist on the difference
between the rent I paid for my flat and the rent at which I had sublet it,
furnished, for the season. And the season was near its end, and creditors
awaited me in town. Was it possible to be entirely honest? I had run no bills
when I had money in my pocket, and the more downright dishonesty seemed to me
the less ignoble. But from Raffles, of course,
I heard nothing more; a week went by, and half another week; then, late on the
second Wednesday night, I found a telegram from him at my lodgings, after
seeking him vainly in town, and dining with desperation at the solitary club to
which I still belonged. “Arrange to leave Waterloo
by North German Lloyd special,” he wired, “9.25 a.m. Monday next will meet you
Southampton aboard Uhlan with tickets am writing.” And write he did, a
light-hearted letter enough, but full of serious solicitude for me and for my
health and prospects; a letter almost touching in the light of our past
relations, in the twilight of their complete rupture. He said that he had
booked two berths to Naples, that we were bound for Capri, which was clearly
the Island of the Lotos-eaters, that we would bask there together, “and for a
while forget.” It was a charming letter. I had never seen Italy; the privilege
of initiation should be his. No mistake was greater than to deem it an impossible
country for the summer. The Bay of Naples was never so divine, and he wrote of “faëry
lands forlorn,” as though the poetry sprang unbidden to his pen. To come back
to earth and prose, I might think it unpatriotic of him to choose a German
boat, but on no other line did you receive such attention and accommodation for
your money. There was a hint of better reasons. Raffles wrote, as he had
telegraphed, from Bremen; and I gathered that the personal use of some little
influence with the authorities there had resulted in a material reduction in
our fares. Imagine my excitement and
delight! I managed to pay what I owed at Thames Ditton, to squeeze a small
editor for a very small cheque, and my tailors for one more flannel suit. I
remember that I broke my last sovereign to get a box of Sullivan’s cigarettes
for Raffles to smoke on the voyage. But my heart was as light as my purse on
the Monday morning, the fairest morning of an unfair summer, when the special
whirled me through the sunshine to the sea. A tender awaited us at
Southampton. Raffles was not on board, nor did I really look for him till we
reached the liner’s side. And then I looked in vain. His face was not among the
many that fringed the rail; his hand was not of the few that waved to friends.
I climbed aboard in a sudden heaviness. I had no ticket, nor the money to pay
for one. I did not even know the number of my room. My heart was in my mouth as
I waylaid a steward and asked if a Mr. Raffles was on board. Thank heaven — he
was! But where? The man did not know, was plainly on some other errand, and a-hunting
I must go. But there was no sign of him on the promenade deck, and none below
in the saloon; the smoking-room was empty but for a little German with a red
moustache twisted into his eyes; nor was Raffles in his own cabin, whither I inquired
my way in desperation, but where the sight of his own name on the baggage was
certainly a further reassurance. Why he himself kept in the background,
however, I could not conceive, and only sinister reasons would suggest
themselves in explanation. “So there you are! I’ve been
looking for you all over the ship!” Despite the graven
prohibition, I had tried the bridge as a last resort; and there, indeed, was A.
J. Raffles, seated on a skylight, and leaning over one of the officers’ long
chairs, in which reclined a girl in a white drill coat and skirt — a slip of a
girl with a pale skin, dark hair, and rather remarkable eyes. So much I noted
as he rose and quickly turned; thereupon I could think of nothing but the swift
grimace which preceded a start of well-feigned astonishment. “Why — Bunny?” cried Raffles. “Where
have you sprung from?” I stammered something as he
pinched my hand. “And are you coming in this
ship? And to Naples, too? Well, upon my word! Miss Werner,
may I introduce
him?” And he did so without a
blush, describing me as an old schoolfellow whom he had not seen for months,
with wilful circumstance and gratuitous detail that filled me at once with
confusion, suspicion, and revolt. I felt myself blushing for us both, and I
did not care. My address utterly deserted me, and I made no effort to recover
it, to carry the thing off. All I would do was to mumble such words as Raffles
actually put into my mouth, and that I doubt not with a thoroughly evil grace. “So you saw my name in the
list of passengers and came in search of me? Good old Bunny, I say, though, I
wish you’d share my cabin? I’ve got a beauty on the promenade deck, but they
wouldn’t promise to keep me by myself. We ought to see about it before they
shove in some alien. In any case we shall have to get out of this.” For a quartermaster had
entered the wheel-house, and even while we had been speaking the pilot had
taken possession of the bridge; as we descended, the tender left us with flying
handkerchiefs and shrill goodbyes; and as we bowed to Miss Werner on
the promenade deck, there came a deep, slow throbbing under-foot, and our
voyage had begun. It did not begin pleasantly
between Raffles and me. On deck he had overborne my stubborn perplexity by
dint of a forced though forceful joviality; in his cabin the gloves were off. “You idiot,” he snarled, “you’ve
given me away again!” “How have I given you away?” I ignored the separate
insult in his last word. “How? I should have thought
any clod could see that I meant us to meet by chance!” “After taking both tickets
yourself?” “They know nothing about
that on board; besides, I hadn’t decided when I took the tickets.” “Then you should have let me know when
you did decide. You lay your plans, and never say a word, and expect me to
tumble to them by light of nature. How was I to know you had anything on?” I had turned the tables with
some effect. Raffles almost hung his head. “The fact is, Bunny, I
didn’t mean you to know. You — you’ve grown such a pious rabbit in your old
age!” My nickname and his tone
went far to mollify me, other things went farther, but I had much to forgive
him still. “If you were afraid of
writing,” I pursued, “it was your business to give me the tip the moment I set
foot on board. I would have taken it all right. I am not so virtuous as all
that.” Was it my imagination, or
did Raffles look slightly ashamed? If so, it was for the first and last time in
all the years I knew him; nor can I swear to it even now. “That,” said he, “was the
very thing I meant to do — to lie in wait in my room and get you as you passed.
But —” “You were better engaged?” “Say otherwise.” “The charming Miss Werner?” “She is quite charming.” “Most Australian girls are,”
said I. “How did you know she was
one?” he cried. “I heard her speak.” “Brute!” said Raffles,
laughing; “she has no more twang than you have. Her people are German, she has
been to school in Dresden, and is on her way out alone.” “Money?” I inquired. “Confound you!” he said,
and, though he was laughing, I thought it was a point at which the subject
might be changed. “Well,” I said, “it wasn’t
for Miss Werner you wanted us to play strangers, was it? You have some deeper
game than that, eh?” “I suppose I have.” “Then hadn’t you better tell
me what it is?” Raffles treated me to the
old cautious scrutiny that I knew so well; the very familiarity of it, after
all these months, set me smiling in a way that might have reassured him; for
dimly already I divined his enterprise. “It won’t send you off in
the pilot’s boat, Bunny?” “Not quite.” “Then — you remember the
pearl you wrote the —” I did not wait for him to
finish his sentence. “You’ve got it!” I cried, my
face on fire, for I caught sight of it that moment in the stateroom mirror. Raffles seemed taken aback. “Not yet,” said he; “but I
mean to have it before we get to Naples.” “Is it on board?” “Yes.” “But how — where — who’s got
it?” “A little German officer, a whipper-snapper
with perpendicular moustaches.” “I saw him in the
smoke-room.” “That’s the chap; he’s
always there. Herr Captain Wilhelm von Heumann, if you look in the list. Well,
he’s the special envoy of the emperor, and he’s taking the pearl out with him!” “You found this out in
Bremen?” “No, in Berlin, from a
newspaper man I know there. I’m ashamed to tell you, Bunny, that I went there
on purpose!” I burst out laughing. “You needn’t be ashamed. You
are doing the very thing I was rather hoping you were going to propose the
other day on the river.” “You were hoping it?” said Raffles, with his eyes
wide open. Indeed, it was his turn to show surprise, and mine to be much more
ashamed than I felt. “Yes,” I answered, “I was
quite keen on the idea, but I wasn’t going to propose it.” “Yet you would have listened
to me the other day?” Certainly I would, and I
told him so without reserve; not brazenly, you understand; not even now with
the gusto of a man who savours such an adventure for its own sake, but
doggedly, defiantly, through my teeth, as one who had tried to live honestly
and failed. And, while I was about it, I told him much more. Eloquently enough,
I daresay, I gave him chapter and verse of my hopeless struggle, my inevitable
defeat; for hopeless and inevitable they were to a man with my record, even
though that record was written only in one’s own soul. It was the old story of
the thief trying to turn honest man; the thing was against nature, and there
was an end of it. Raffles entirely disagreed
with me. He shook his head over my conventional view. Human nature was a board
of chequers; why not reconcile oneself to alternate black and white? Why desire
to be all one thing or all the other, like our forefathers on the stage or in
the old-fashioned fiction? For his part, he enjoyed himself on all squares of the
board, and liked the light the better for the shade. My conclusion he considered
absurd. “But you err in good
company, Bunny, for all the cheap moralists who preach the same twaddle: old Virgil
was the first and worst offender of you all. I back myself to climb out of Avernus
any day I like, and sooner or later I shall climb out for good. I suppose I
can’t very well turn myself into a Limited Liability Company. But I could
retire and settle down and live blamelessly ever after. I’m not sure that it
couldn’t be done on this pearl alone!” “Then you don’t still think
it too remarkable to sell?” “We might take a fishery and
haul it up with smaller fry. It would come after months of ill luck, just as we
were going to sell the schooner; by Jove, it would be the talk of the Pacific!” “Well, we’ve got to get it
first. Is this von What’s-his-name a formidable cuss?” “More so than he looks; and
he has the cheek of the devil!” As he spoke a white drill
skirt fluttered past the open state-room door, and I caught a glimpse of an
upturned moustache beyond. “But is he the chap we have
to deal with? Won’t the pearl be in the purser’s keeping?” Raffles stood at the door,
frowning out upon the Solent, but for an instant he turned to me with a sniff. “My good fellow, do you
suppose the whole ship’s company knows there’s a gem like that aboard? You said
that it was worth a hundred thousand pounds; in Berlin they say it’s priceless.
I doubt if the skipper himself knows that von Heumann has it on him.” “And he has?” “Must have.” “Then we have only him to deal with?” He answered me without a word. Something white was fluttering past once more, and Raffles, stepping forth, made the promenaders three. II I do not ask to set foot
aboard a finer steamship than the Uhlan of the Norddeutscher Lloyd, to meet a
kindlier gentleman than her then commander, or better fellows than his
officers. This much at least let me have the grace to admit. I hated the
voyage. It was no fault of anybody connected with the ship; it was no fault of
the weather, which was monotonously ideal. Not even in my own heart did the
reason reside; conscience and I were divorced at last, and the decree made
absolute. With my scruples had fled all fear, and I was ready to revel between
bright skies and sparkling sea with the light-hearted detachment of Raffles
himself. It was Raffles himself who prevented me, but not Raffles alone. It was
Raffles and that Colonial minx on her way home from school. What he could see in her —
but that begs the question. Of course he saw no more than I did, but to annoy
me, or perhaps to punish me for my long defection, he must turn his back on me
and devote himself to this chit from Southampton to the Mediterranean. They
were always together. It was too absurd. After breakfast they would begin, and
go on until eleven or twelve at night; there was no intervening hour at which
you might not hear her nasal laugh, or his quiet voice talking soft nonsense
into her ear. Of course it was nonsense! Is it conceivable that a man like
Raffles, with his knowledge of the world, and his experience of women (a side
of his character upon which I have purposely never touched, for it deserves
another volume); is it credible, I ask, that such a man could find anything but
nonsense to talk by the day together to a giddy young schoolgirl? I would not
be unfair for the world. I think I have admitted that the young person had
points. Her eyes, I suppose, were really fine, and certainly the shape of the
little brown face was charming, so far as mere contour can charm. I admit also
more audacity than I cared about, with enviable health, mettle, and vitality. I
may not have occasion to report any of this young lady’s speeches (they would
scarcely bear it), and am therefore the more anxious to describe her without
injustice. I confess to some little prejudice against her. I resented her
success with Raffles, of whom, in consequence, I saw less and less each day. It
is a mean thing to have to confess, but there must have been something not
unlike jealousy rankling within me. Jealousy there was in
another quarter — crude, rampant, undignified jealousy. Captain von Heumann would
twirl his moustaches into twin spires, shoot his white cuffs over his rings,
and stare at me insolently through his rimless eye-glasses; we ought to have
consoled each other, but we never exchanged a syllable. The captain had a
murderous scar across one of his cheeks, a present from Heidelberg, and I used
to think how he must long to have Raffles there to serve the same. It was not
as though von Heumann never had his innings. Raffles let him go in several
times a day, for the malicious pleasure of bowling him out as he was “getting
set”; those were his words when I taxed him disingenuously with obnoxious
conduct towards a German on a German boat. “You’ll make yourself disliked
on board!” “By von Heumann merely.” “But is that wise when he’s
the man we’ve got to diddle?” “The wisest thing I ever
did. To have chummed up with him would have been fatal — the common dodge.” I was consoled, encouraged,
almost content. I had feared Raffles was neglecting things, and I told him so
in a burst. Here we were near Gibraltar, and not a word since the Solent. He
shook his head with a smile. “Plenty of time, Bunny,
plenty of time. We can do nothing before we get to Genoa, and that won’t be
till Sunday night. The voyage is still young, and so are we; let’s make the
most of things while we can.” It was after dinner on the
promenade deck, and as Raffles spoke he glanced sharply fore and aft, leaving
me next moment with a step full of purpose. I retired to the smoking-room, to
smoke and read in a corner, and to watch von Heumann, who very soon came to
drink beer and to sulk in another. Few travellers tempt the Red
Sea at midsummer; the Uhlan was
very empty indeed. She had, however, but a limited supply of cabins on the
promenade deck, and there was just that excuse for my sharing Raffles’s room.
I could have had one to myself downstairs, but I must be up above. Raffles had
insisted that I should insist on the point. So we were together, I think,
without suspicion, though also without any object that I could see. On the Sunday afternoon I
was asleep in my berth, the lower one, when the curtains were shaken by Raffles, who
was in his shirt-sleeves on the settee. “Achilles sulking in his
bunk!” “What else is there to do?”
I asked him as I stretched and yawned. I noted, however, the good-humour of his
tone, and did my best to catch it. “I have found something
else, Bunny,” “I daresay!” “You misunderstand me. The
whipper-snapper’s making his century this afternoon. I’ve had other fish to
fry.” I swung my legs over the
side of my berth and sat forward, as he was sitting, all attention. The inner
door, a grating, was shut and bolted, and curtained like the open porthole. “We shall be at Genoa before
sunset,” continued Raffles. “It’s the place where the deed’s got to be done.” “So you still mean to do it!”
“Did I ever say I didn’t?” “You have said so little
either way.” “Advisedly so, my dear
Bunny; why spoil a pleasure trip by talking unnecessary shop? But now the time
has come. It must be done at Genoa or not at all.” “On land?” “No, on board, to-morrow night.
To-night would do, but to-morrow is better, in case of mishap. If we were
forced to use violence we could get away by the earliest train, and nothing be
known till the ship was sailing and von Heumann found dead or drugged —” “Not dead!” I exclaimed. “Of course not,” assented
Raffles, “or there would be no need for us to bolt; but if we should have to
bolt, Tuesday morning is our time, when this ship has got to sail, whatever
happens. But I don’t anticipate any violence. Violence is a confession of
terrible incompetence. In all these years how many blows have you known me to
strike? Not one, I believe; but I have been quite ready to kill my man every
time, if the worst came to the worst.” I asked him how he proposed
to enter von Heumann’s state-room unobserved, and even through the curtained
gloom of ours his face lighted up. “Climb into my bunk, Bunny,
and you shall see.” I did so, but could see
nothing. Raffles reached across me and tapped the ventilator, a sort of trap-door
in the wall above his bed, some eighteen inches long and half that height. It
opened outwards into the ventilating shaft. “That,” said he, “is our
door to fortune. Open it if you like; you won’t see much, because it doesn’t
open far; but loosening a couple of screws will set that all right. The shaft,
as you may see, is more or less bottomless; you pass under it whenever you go
to your bath, and the top is a skylight on the bridge. That’s why this thing
has to be done while we’re at Genoa, because they keep no watch on the bridge
in port. The ventilator opposite ours is von Heumann’s. It again will only mean
a couple of screws, and there’s a beam to stand on while you work.” “But if anybody should look
up from below?” “It’s extremely unlikely
that anybody will be astir below, so unlikely that we can afford to chance it.
No, I can’t have you there to make sure. The great point is that neither of us
should be seen from the time we turn in. A couple of ship’s boys do sentry-go on
these decks, and they shall be our witnesses; by Jove, it’ll be the biggest
mystery that ever was made!” “If von Heumann doesn’t
resist.” “Resist! He won’t get the chance.
He drinks too much beer to sleep light, and nothing is so easy as to chloroform
a heavy sleeper; you’ve even done it yourself on an occasion of which it’s
perhaps unfair to remind you. Von Heumann will be past sensation almost as soon
as I get my hand through his ventilator. I shall crawl in over his body, Bunny,
my boy!” “And I?” “You will hand me what I
want, and hold the fort in case of accidents, and generally lend me the moral
support you’ve made me require. It’s a luxury, Bunny, but I found it devilish
difficult to do without it after you turned pi!” He said that von Heumann was
certain to sleep with a bolted door, which he, of course, would leave unbolted,
and spoke of other ways of laying a false scent while rifling the cabin. Not
that Raffles anticipated a tiresome search. The pearl would be about von
Heumann’s person; in fact, Raffles knew exactly where and in what he kept it.
Naturally I asked how he could have come by such knowledge, and his answer led
up to a momentary unpleasantness. “It’s a very old story,
Bunny. I really forget in what Book it comes; I’m only sure of the Testament.
But Samson was the unlucky hero, and one Delilah the heroine.” And he looked so knowing
that I could not be in a moment’s doubt as to his meaning. “So the fair Australian has
been playing Delilah?” said I. “In a very harmless,
innocent sort of way.” “She got his mission out of
him?” “Yes, I’ve forced him to
score all the points he could, and that was his great stroke, as I hoped it
would be. He has even shown Amy the pearl.” “Amy, eh! and she promptly
told you?” “Nothing of the kind. What
makes you think so? I had the greatest trouble in getting it out of her.” His tone should have been a
sufficient warning to me. I had not the tact to take it as such. At last I knew
the meaning of his furious flirtation, and stood wagging my head and shaking my
finger, blinded to his frowns by my own enlightenment. “Wily worm!” said I. “Now I
see through it all; how dense I’ve been!” “Sure you’re not still?” “No; now I understand what
has beaten me all the week. I simply couldn’t fathom what you saw in that
little girl. I never dreamt it was part of the game.” “So you think it was that
and nothing more?” “You deep old dog — of course
I do!” “You didn’t know she was the
daughter of a wealthy squatter?” “There are wealthy women by
the dozen who would marry you to-morrow.” “It doesn’t occur to you
that I might like to draw stumps, start clean, and live happily ever after — in
the bush?” “With that voice? It
certainly does not!” “Bunny!” he cried, so
fiercely that I braced myself for a blow. But no more followed. “Do you think you would live
happily?” I made bold to ask him. “God knows!” he answered. And with that he left me, to marvel at his look and tone, and, more than ever, at the insufficiently exciting cause.
III
Of all the mere feats of cracksmanship
which I have seen Raffles perform, at once the most delicate and most difficult
was that which he accomplished between one and two o’clock on the Tuesday
morning, aboard the North German steamer Uhlan, lying at anchor in Genoa harbour. Not a hitch occurred.
Everything had been foreseen; everything happened as I had been assured
everything must. Nobody was about below, only the ship’s boys on deck, and nobody on the
bridge. It was twenty-five minutes past one when Raffles, without a stitch of
clothing on his body, but with a glass phial, corked with cotton-wool, between
his teeth, and a tiny screw-driver behind his ear, squirmed feet first through
the ventilator over his berth; and it was nineteen minutes to two when he
returned, head first, with the phial still between his teeth, and the cotton-wool
rammed home to still the rattling of that which lay like a great grey bean
within. He had taken screws out and put them in again; he had unfastened von
Heumann’s ventilator and had left it fast as he had found it — fast as he
instantly proceeded to make his own. As for von Heumann, it had been enough to
place the drenched wad first on his moustache, and then to hold it between his gaping
lips; thereafter the intruder had climbed both ways across his shins without
eliciting a groan. And here was the prize —
this pearl as large as a filbert — with a pale pink tinge like a lady’s finger-nail
— this spoil of a filibustering age — this gift from a European emperor to a
South Sea chief. We gloated over it when all was snug. We toasted it in whisky
and soda-water laid in overnight in view of the great moment. But the moment was
greater, more triumphant, than our most sanguine dreams. All we had now to do
was to secrete the gem (which Raffles had prised from its setting, replacing
the latter), so that we could stand the strictest search and yet take it
ashore with us at Naples; and this Raffles was doing when I turned in. I myself
would have landed incontinently, that night, at Genoa and bolted with the
spoil; he would not hear of it, for a dozen good reasons which will be obvious. On the whole I do not think
that anything was discovered or suspected before we weighed anchor; but I
cannot be sure. It is difficult to believe that a man could be chloroformed in
his sleep and feel no tell-tale effects, sniff no suspicious odour, in the
morning. Nevertheless, von Heumann reappeared as though nothing had happened to
him, his German cap over his eyes and his moustaches brushing the peak. And by
ten o’clock we were quit of Genoa; the last lean, blue-chinned official had
left our decks; the last fruitseller had been beaten off with bucketsful of
water and left cursing us from his boat; the last passenger had come aboard at
the last moment — a fussy greybeard who kept the big ship waiting while he
haggled with his boatman over half a lira. But at length we were off, the tug
was shed, the lighthouse passed, and Raffles and I leaned together over the rail,
watching our shadows on the pale green, liquid, veined marble that again washed
the vessel’s side. Von Heumann was having his
innings once more; it was part of the design that he should remain in all day,
and so postpone the inevitable hour; and, though the lady looked bored, and
was for ever glancing in our direction, he seemed only too willing to avail
himself of his opportunities. But Raffles was moody and ill-at-ease. He had not
the air of a successful man. I could but opine that the impending parting at
Naples sat heavily on his spirit. He would neither talk to me,
nor would he let me go. “Stop where you are, Bunny.
I’ve things to tell you. Can you swim?” “A bit” “Ten miles?” “Ten?” I burst out laughing.
“Not one! Why do you ask?” “We shall be within a ten
miles’ swim of the shore most of the day.” “What on earth are you
driving at, Raffles?” “Nothing; only I shall swim
for it if the worst comes to the worst. I suppose you can’t swim under water at
all?” I did not answer his
question. I scarcely heard it: cold beads were bursting through my skin. “Why should the worst come
to the worst?” I whispered. “We aren’t found out, are we?” “No.” “Then why speak as though we
were?” “We may be; an old enemy of
ours is on board.” “An old enemy?” “Mackenzie.” “Never!” “The man with the beard who
came aboard last.” “Are you sure?” “Sure! I was only sorry to
see you didn’t recognise him too.” I took my handkerchief to my
face; now that I thought of it, there had been something familiar in the old
man’s gait, as well as something rather youthful for his apparent years; his
very beard seemed unconvincing, now that I recalled it in the light of this
horrible revelation. I looked up and down the deck, but the old man was nowhere
to be seen. “That’s the worst of it,”
said Raffles. “I saw him go into the captain’s cabin twenty minutes ago.” “But what can have brought
him?” I cried miserably. “Can it be a coincidence — is it somebody else he’s
after?” Raffles shook his head. “Hardly
this time.” “Then you think he’s after
you?” “I’ve been afraid of it for
some weeks.” “Yet there you stand!” “What am I to do? I don’t
want to swim for it before I must. I begin to wish I’d taken your advice,
Bunny, and left the ship at Genoa. But I’ve not the smallest doubt that Mac was
watching both ship and station till the last moment. That’s why he ran it so
fine.” He took a cigarette and
handed me the case, but I shook my head
impatiently. “I still don’t understand,”
said I. “Why should he be after you? He couldn’t come all this way about a
jewel which was perfectly safe for all he knew. What’s your own theory?” “Simply that he’s been on my
track for some time, probably ever since friend Crawshay slipped clean through
his fingers last November. There have been other indications. I am really not
unprepared for this. But it can only be pure suspicion. I’ll defy him to bring
anything home, and I’ll defy him to find the pearl! Theory, my dear Bunny? I
know how he’s got here as well as though I’d been inside that Scotchman’s skin,
and I know what he’ll do next. He found out I’d gone abroad, and looked for a
motive; he found out about von Heumann and his mission, and there was his
motive cut-and-dried. Great chance — to nab me on a new job altogether. But he
won’t do it, Bunny; mark my words, he’ll search the ship and search us all,
when the loss is known; but he’ll search in vain. And there’s the skipper
beckoning the whipper-snapper, to his cabin: the fat will be in the fire in
five minutes!” Yet there was no
conflagration, no fuss, no searching of the passengers, no whisper of what had
happened in the air; instead of a stir there was portentous peace; and it was
clear to me that Raffles was not a little disturbed at the falsification of all
his predictions. There was something sinister in silence under such a loss, and
the silence was sustained for hours during which Mackenzie
never
reappeared. But he was abroad during the luncheon-hour — he was in our cabin! I
had left my book in Raffles’s berth, and in taking it after lunch, I touched
the quilt. It was warm from the recent pressure of flesh and blood, and on an
instinct I sprang to the ventilator; as I opened it the ventilator opposite was
closed with a snap. I waylaid Raffles. “All right! Let him find the
pearl.” “Have you dumped it
overboard?” “That’s a question I sha’n’t
condescend to answer.” He turned on his heel, and
at subsequent intervals I saw him making the most of his last afternoon with
the inevitable Miss Werner. I remember that she looked both cool and smart in
quite a simple affair of brown holland, which toned well with her complexion,
and was cleverly relieved with touches of scarlet. I quite admired her that
afternoon, for her eyes were really very good, and so were her teeth, yet I had
never admired her more directly in my own despite. For I passed them again and
again in order to get a word with Raffles, to tell him I knew there was danger
in the wind; but he would not so much as catch my eye. So at last I gave it up.
And I saw him next in the captain’s cabin. They had summoned him first;
he had gone in smiling; and smiling I found him when they summoned me. The state-room
was spacious, as befitted that of a commander. Mackenzie
sat on the
settee, his beard in front of him on the polished table; but a revolver lay in
front of the captain; and, when I had entered, the chief officer, who had
summoned me, shut the door and put his back to it. Von Heumann completed the
party, his fingers busy with his moustache. Raffles greeted me. “This is a great joke!” he
cried. “You remember the pearl you were so keen about, Bunny, the emperor’s
pearl, the pearl money wouldn’t buy? It seems it was entrusted to our little
friend here, to take out to Canoodle Dum, and the poor little chap’s gone and
lost it; ergo, as we’re Britishers, they think we’ve got it!” “But I know ye have,” put in
Mackenzie, nodding to his beard. “You will recognise that
loyal and patriotic voice,” said Raffles. “Mon, ‘tis our auld acquaintance Mackenzie,
o’ Scoteland Yarrd an’ Scoteland itsel’!” “Dat is enough,” cried the captain.
“Have you submid to be searge,
or do I vorce you?” “What you will,” said
Raffles, “but it will do you no harm to give us fair play first. You accuse us
of breaking into Captain von Heumann’s state-room during the small hours of
this morning, and abstracting from it this confounded pearl. Well, I can prove
that I was in my own room all night long, and I have no doubt my friend can
prove the same.” “Most certainly I can,” said
I indignantly. “The ship’s boys can bear witness to that.” Mackenzie laughed, and shook
his head at his reflection in the polished mahogany. “That was ver clever,”
said he, “and like enough it would ha’ served ye had I not stepped aboard. But
I’ve just had a look at they ventilators, and I think I know how ye worrked it.
Anyway, captain, it makes no matter. I’ll just be clappin’ the darbies on these
young sparks, an’ then —” “By what right?” roared
Raffles, in a ringing voice, and I never saw his face in such a blaze. “Search
us if you like; search every scrap and stitch we possess; but you dare to lay a
finger on us without a warrant!” “I wouldna’ dare,” said Mackenzie gravely,
as he fumbled in his breast pocket, and Raffles dived his hand into his own. “Haud
his wrist!” shouted the Scotchman; and the huge Colt that had been with us many
a night, but had never been fired in my hearing, clattered on the table and was
raked in by the captain. “All right,” said Raffles savagely to the mate. “You can let go
now. I won’t try it again. Now, Mackenzie, let’s see your warrant!” “Ye’ll no mishandle it?” “What good would that do me?
Let me see it,” said Raffles, peremptorily, and the detective obeyed. Raffles
raised his eye-brows as he perused the document; his mouth hardened, but
suddenly relaxed; and it was with a
smile and a shrug that he returned the paper. “Wull that do for ye?” inquired
Mackenzie. “It may. I congratulate you,
Mackenzie; it’s a strong hand, at any rate. Two burglaries and the Melrose necklace,
Bunny!” And he turned to me with a rueful smile. “An’ all easy to prove,”
said the Scotchman, pocketing the warrant. “I’ve one o’ these for you,” he
added, nodding to me, “only not such a long one.” “To think,” said the captain
reproachfully, “that my shib should be made a den of thiefs! It shall be a
very disagreeable madder, I have been obliged to pud you both in irons until we
ged to Nables.” “Surely not!” exclaimed
Raffles. “Mackenzie, intercede with him; don’t give your countrymen away
before all hands! Captain, we can’t escape; surely you could hush it up for
the night? Look here, here’s everything I have in my pockets; you empty yours,
too, Bunny, and they shall strip us stark if they suspect we’ve weapons up our
sleeves. All I ask is that we are allowed to get out of this without gyves upon
our wrists!” “Webbons you may not have,”
said the captain; “but wad aboud der bearl dat you were sdealing?” “You shall have it!” cried
Raffles. “You shall have it this minute if you guarantee no public indignity on
board!” “That I’ll see to,” said Mackenzie, “as
long as you behave yourselves. There now, where is’t?” “On the table under your
nose.” My eyes fell with the rest,
but no pearl was there; only the contents of our pockets — our watches, pocket-books,
pencils, penknives, cigarette cases — lay on the shiny table along with the
revolvers already mentioned. “Ye’re humbuggin’ us,” said Mackenzie. “What’s
the use?” “I’m doing nothing of the
sort,” laughed Raffles. “I’m testing you. Where’s the harm?” “It’s here, joke apart?” “On that table, by all my
gods.” Mackenzie opened the cigarette cases and shook each particular
cigarette. Thereupon Raffles prayed to be allowed to smoke one, and, when his
prayer was heard, observed that the pearl had been on the table much longer
than the cigarettes. Mackenzie promptly caught up the Colt and opened the chamber
in the butt. “Not there, not there,” said
Raffles; “but you’re getting hot. Try the cartridges.” Mackenzie
emptied them
into his palm, and shook each one at his ear without result. “Oh, give them to me!” And, in an instant, Raffles
had found the right one, had bitten out the bullet, and placed the emperor’s
pearl with a flourish in the centre of the table. “After that you will perhaps
show me such little consideration as is in your power. Captain, I have been a
bit of a villain, as you see, and as such I am ready and willing to lie in
irons all night if you deem it requisite for the safety of the ship. All I ask
is that you do me one favour first.” “That shall debend on wad der
vafour has been.” “Captain, I’ve done a worse
thing aboard your ship than any of you know. I have become engaged to be
married, and I want to say goodbye!” I suppose we were all
equally amazed; but the only one to express his amazement was von Heumann, whose
deep-chested German oath was almost his first contribution to the proceedings.
He was not slow to follow it, however, with a vigorous protest against the
proposed farewell; but he was overruled, and the masterful prisoner had his
way. He was to have five minutes with the girl, while the captain and Mackenzie stood
within range (but not earshot), with their revolvers behind their backs. As we
were moving from the cabin, in a body, he stopped and gripped my hand. “So I’ve let you in at last,
Bunny — at last and after all! If you knew how sorry I am.... But you won’t get much —
I don’t see why you should get anything at all. Can you forgive me? This may be
for years, and it may be for ever, you know! You were a good pal always when it
came to the scratch; some day or other you mayn’t be so sorry to remember you
were a good pal at the last!” There was a meaning in his
eye that I understood; and my teeth were set, and my nerves strung ready, as I
wrung that strong and cunning hand for the last time in my life. How that last scene stays
with me, and will stay to my death! How
I see every detail, every shadow on the sunlit deck! We were among the islands
that dot the course from Genoa to Naples; that was Elba falling back on our
starboard quarter, that purple patch with the hot sun setting over it. The
captain’s cabin opened to starboard, and the starboard promenade deck, sheeted
with sunshine and scored with shadow, was deserted but for the group of which I
was one, and for the pale, slim, brown figure further aft with Raffles.
Engaged? I could not believe it, cannot to this day. Yet there they stood
together, and we did not hear a word; there they stood out against the sunset,
and the long, dazzling highway of sunlit sea that sparkled from Elba to the Uhlan’s plates; and their shadows
reached almost to our feet. Suddenly — an instant — and the
thing was done — a thing I have never known whether to admire or to detest. He
caught her — he kissed her before us all — then flung her from him so that she
almost fell. It was that action which foretold the next. The mate sprang after
him, and I sprang after the mate. Raffles was on the rail, but
only just. “Hold him, Bunny!” he cried.
“Hold him tight!” And, as I obeyed that last
behest with all my might, without a thought of what I was doing, save that he bade me do it, I saw his hands shoot up and his
head bob down, and his lithe, spare body cut the sunset as cleanly and
precisely as though he had plunged at his leisure from a diver’s board! * * *
* * * Of what followed on
deck I can tell you nothing, for I was not there. Nor can my final punishment, my long imprisonment, my
ever-lasting disgrace, concern or profit you, beyond the interest and advantage
to be gleaned from the knowledge that I at least had my deserts. But one thing
I must set down, believe it who will — one more thing only and I am done. It was into a second-class
cabin, on the starboard side, that I was promptly thrust in irons, and the door
locked upon me as though I were another Raffles. Meanwhile a boat was lowered,
and the sea scoured to no purpose, as is doubtless on record elsewhere. But
either the setting sun, flashing over the waves, must have blinded all eyes, or
else mine were victims of a strange illusion. |
THE END